BREAKING NEWS: Deer Related Suicide up 10 percent because of Shotgun Season, experts say.
But no, seriously. My dad's upstairs neighbor caught this poor animal and desided to bleed it out in a tree. The animal-activist-but-not-PETA-crazy activist in me says "Quit it!" But NOBODY CARES, because NOBODY reads my blog!! Also, Josh Faur-Brac from Supernews elied to one of my Twitter Tweets. I feel special... Current TV is run by Al Gore.
