I'm back, baby!!

Christmas Time, Y'all!!

Hey, it's Dakblogger, welcome to a very special episode of "Dakblog 2.0". It's Christmas time, people!! Here's what I want for Christmas

Sony HD Video Camera
iTunes Gift Card(s)
Scrubs seasons 3 and 4
And the following Brickarms Weapons:

M41A Pulse Rifle
Micro UZI pack (x2)
Fragmentation Grenades (x4)
Ak-47

Deer-iside

BREAKING NEWS: Deer Related Suicide up 10 percent because of Shotgun Season, experts say.

But no, seriously. My dad's upstairs neighbor caught this poor animal and desided to bleed it out in a tree. The animal-activist-but-not-PETA-crazy activist in me says "Quit it!" But NOBODY CARES, because NOBODY reads my blog!! Also, Josh Faur-Brac from Supernews elied to one of my Twitter Tweets. I feel special... Current TV is run by Al Gore.

Birthday!!!

Groundings and broken dreams...

Hey, it's Dakblogger with another edition of Dakblog 2.0. On today's posting, we talk about getting grounded, the consequeses, and...um... The importance of saving King of the Hill.

First off, I was grounded a couple of days ago. I should get my cell phone back in a couple of days; or sometime next week. Why, you may ask? Because I got a detention in school. Why again may you ask? Because my Synergystics lab Partner is unequivically a pompous boob. Or, in Layman's Terms, a complete douchebag. He's always yelling at me for talking to other Modules, messing around with other Modules' equiptment, and for playing with the lab equiptment... Also, he's a tattletale, which can be linked to the above sentence(s). Then one day I got sick of it and elbowed him in the ribs. He tattled, and here I am, slapped with a week long cell phone ban.

Now, to talk about King of the Hill. Not only is it smart alecky enough for kids,  and sophisticated enough for adults, but one of the last good wholesome shows on the television. It is now being replaced by "The Cleveland Show", another atrocity by Seth MacFarlain, but it being the second-longest running animated comedy in the history of tv. (I give you ONE guess what number one is, and it's been on for 21 seasons.) Well, that's enough ranting, better go take my Ridallin. Good night, and God speed, soliders, get them out, already Obama...

Youtubeing twittering,blogging,stuffing.

Hey, it's Dakblogger, I just shot a new video for Youtube called the La Salle Massacre. Hope you like it. We're talking about a possible sequil. Follow me on Twitter. Check Stup1dg33kz. 'Kay, Dakblogger out.

New Stuff

Hey, It's Dakblogger. Haven't updated in awhile. Awhile. Okay, on to new buisness. I got a cell phone a few weeks back. Samsung Eternity. Still trying to find my old phone. It's a Razr. But seriously, folks, it's COMIC-CON TIME!!!!!!!!! The glourioous time when Comic nerds and webg33ks can co-exist without ridiclue, or wedgies. G4tv has total coverage. So don't miss it. Comic-con is one day away. Well, see ya later,


-Dakblogger